Ubuntu 19.25 Paconator's rage

lunes, 2 de marzo de 2009

Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ sudo think
bash: think: orden no encontrada
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ forced application think
bash: forced apliccation think: you're not capable
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ Fuck you
bash: Fuck you: you wish
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ go to hell
bash: got to hell: why? if you are already in it
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ lets be friends please
bash: lets be friends please : orden no encontrada
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ sudo help me
bash: help me: orden no encontrada
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ lets start over
bash: lets start over: why? i'm having such a nice time
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ sudo stop mocking me
bash: sudo stop mocking me: why? are you going to cry
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ i will call my friends
bash: i will call my friends: hahahahahahaha you're such a loser
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ stop it or i wil uninstall you
bash: stop it or i wil uninstall you: hahahahaha and what would you do, return to windows???
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ i'm fucked
bash: i'm fucked: since you were born
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ sudo go to hell
bash: sudo go to hell: that's the only thing that you can say?
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ sudo think
[sudo] password for adrian: (i'm tha motha flipin rhymenocerus)
sudo: think: command not found (i already told you, you're not capable)
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ why can't we just get along
bash: why can't we just get along: because i don't like you, don't you get it?
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ well, can you fix the wireless driver
bash: well, can you fix the wireless drive: NO
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ Why not??
bash: Why not??: because i don't want to
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ ok, i'm gonna give up
bash: ok, i'm gonna give up: no, why so serious?
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ sudo lets start over
bash: sudo lets start over: ok choose your motivation in life
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ what motivation?
bash: what motivation?: beer/sex/food/world domination
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ world domination
bash: world domination: please introduce a motivation that you're capable of
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ ok beer
bash: ok beer: i knew it, you're an alcoholic
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ WTF i touhght that we were going to be friends
bash:WTF i touhght that we were going to be friends: i don't get closer to alcoholics
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ fuck you
bash: fuck you: why? i'm having such a nice time
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ you're killing me
bash: you're killing me: no, i'm not killing you, i'm fucking with your life
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ that's not funny
bash: that's not funny: loading
http://www.lacasadelgonzo.blogspot.com/
downloading packages...
nothing interesting found
bash: that's not funny: you are wrong, it is very funny
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ sudo reboot
bash: sudo reboot: got scared??
Gonzo@ubuntu:~$ NO, got mad
bash: NO, got mad: you're such a pussy
loading...
installing laughter...
turning your dog to linux...
messing with your life...
turning off, because i want to
peace out and binary solo 010001000101010011101000100111000101010010010011101001001001010100101001